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SPADERMAN PHOTOS,
PROFILE, AND VIDEOS...
If you ever find yourself in Mexico or
East Asia, you might even be able to
pick up a Spader-Man action figure at
a reasonable price. His toyline is
rather extensive... and if you don't
believe it, Google him.
...Seriously. Spader-Man is real. We
include this character on our site
because we seriously doubt that the
makers of "Spader-Man" are in a
position to sue anyone... so we
consider him in the public domain.
SPADERMAN PHOTOS,
PROFILE, AND VIDEOS...
If you ever find yourself in Mexico or
East Asia, you might even be able to
pick up a Spader-Man action figure at
a reasonable price. His toyline is
rather extensive... and if you don't
believe it, Google him.
...Seriously. Spader-Man is real. We
include this character on our site
because we seriously doubt that the
makers of "Spader-Man" are in a
position to sue anyone... so we
consider him in the public domain.
| Spader-Man ... power in spades. Jack of all trades, Jack of all trades, Even throws Spader hand grenades, Even throws Spader hand grenades, Run away. Run away. Thieves sure fear his escapades, Escapades, Escapades, And they'll be forced to shut up, Because he’s quite a cut up, With his amazing Spader blades Amazing Spader blades, Amazing Spader blades, Spader-Man, he comes here! Never fear, Never fear. He’s su-hu-hu-hu-huper strong, Is that clear? He swings from the-huh… Chandelier, Chandelier. |
| Spader-Man Theme (to the tune of "Frere Jacques") |
| ...And also wobbles on a thread. So watch out thieves; you'll soon be dead, Soon be dead, Soon be dead, Soon be dead, Run away. Run away. Spader-Man... powerful like a spade. Fighting evil is his lone, Cru-hu-sade. And his Spader gear, Is all handmade, Ha-andmade. Spader-Man... really powerful like a spade. Evil just, never can evade... Because Spader justice, Won't be delayed, 'Til the day’s saved, Bad guys all filleted... Ending our Spader serenade... Serenade, Serenade, Spader-Man is coming, Spader-Man is coming, Run away. Run away. |